Stephen Glenn Martin, today known as Steve Martin, was born in 1945, in Texas. He is known for his numerous talents, including a great actor, but also a comedian, screenwriter, film producer, and even a musician. It was during the 1970s when Steve Martin has been performing for a while as a stand-up comedian and this is the time that many of his most amusing quotes were born. Here are some of them:
Do not make the mistake to have sex man. First it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to talk to her for hours.
Most man like women with a head on their shoulders, not just a neck.
There is one reason I would break-up with a woman and that would be if she catches me cheat with another woman.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
When it is the time to retire, I would simply want to go far away so that no one should ever listen to me again.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
I truly believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, and wonderful things … which money can pay for.
Hosting the Oscars is almost like making love to a woman, I only get to do it when Billy Crystal is out of town.
Breathe and keep breathing, otherwise you might just make the worst business mistakes.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh sincerely without having to puke.
The great thing about comedy is that there is no other place to go except even more comedy.
Comedy may be a big business, but it isn’t pretty.